Religious People

I guess its time for me to share something that few people know about me. Despite all of my flaws and insecurities I am actually the creator of the universe. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, I AM GOD! I am the master and creator of the universe. I don’t mean this in the traditional sense. Of course I am not some bearded robed figure sitting in the clouds but I am the creator of my own universe. This is not a new theory by any means. If the world around me is merely a product of my senses then what I see, feel, touch, taste and smell brings my world into creation. In this sense, I would be god, so when I die the entire world dies with me. Everyone in my world plays a role but most of you are just here for my entertainment. So it doesn’t matter what you people think or the feelings that you claim to feel because I am the one controlling your existence.